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- me: i'm tired
- dad: it's because of your computer
- me: my eye hurts
- mom: your computer
- me: i'm hungry
- parents: computer
voted for germany
Reblog if you’re a fangirl.
The notes
We could rule the world, destroy countries, build fantastic cities made of technologies, declare heterosexuality illegal, pilot every freaking show.
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- Half the countries in Europe: Okay, so we've got this great idea: what if we enter a pretty young woman in a flowing dress who stands still on the stage and sings a forgettable ballad.
- The other half: Okay, hit back with gay men.
- germany: we're gonna hit them all with walking sex
Eurovision is just the biggest load of shit ever. Hence why it is so brilliant, and I’m embarrassed to live in Europe right now..
tumblr right now
omfg
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leave me alone with my eternal cries you perfect life ruiner
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Demi Lovato is playing in Las Vegas THE DAY BEFORE I arrive :( would have loved to see her!
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his hair looks sooo good here
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- attractive boy: hi i'm famous
- attractive boy: hi i'm gay
- attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
- attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
- attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
- attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
- attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
- attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
- attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
